An Aggie alum (with the help of, by the looks of it, his once-innocent child) has been raising a Longhorn whose proud horns turn down.
This was achieved, reportedly, by weighing down the horns gradually over time.
Word on the sports message boards is that this poor animal will make his public debut during the halftime show of the final Texas-A&M Thanksgiving Day game, walking out on the 50-yard line.
Maybe we should call PETA and put a stop to this right now? Surely there are laws against it…
If not, let’s at least brace ourselves.
Photo via HornFans.com